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Wed, 15 May 2013 14:48:00 +0800

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Sat, 04 May 2013 13:15:24 +0800

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From: +639066483124
Date: May 3, 2013 - 2:00pm

Dear Wesley, Your spam was almost perfect. Except you forgot a...

Sat, 04 May 2013 13:14:27 +0800

Dear Wesley,

Your spam was almost perfect. Except you forgot a space after the dash on the last point. And you didn’t capitalize the letter M in “model”.

And you also sent this spam 20 past midnight you dumb fuck.

Sincerely,

Fuck you.

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From: +639053967521
Date: May 2, 2013 - 12:20am

Want FAST CASHLOAN? Avail 55k - 2M, Reqts: Id’s nd Credit...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:37:24 +0800

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From: +639172794116
Date: April 26, 2013 - 5:51pm

People, please don’t fall for these. That procedure is a...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:46:56 +0800

People, please don’t fall for these. That procedure is a way to “transfer” prepaid load from one number to another. Basically, you get charged the Php150.00 + Php1.00 charge by Globe. The scammers get free money which they can immediately pass on to others.

Again, don’t fall for these. Don’t be an idiot.

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From: +639057652757
Date: April 26, 2013 - 7:31pm

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From: +639057650307
Date: April 28, 2013 - 3:39pm

Hi Camille Pantaleon of Alveo AyalaLand. TL;DR. Greetings from...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 09:31:54 +0800

Hi Camille Pantaleon of Alveo AyalaLand. TL;DR.

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From: +639175807288
Date: April 24, 2013 - 4:13pm

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Fri, 26 Apr 2013 09:25:46 +0800

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From: +639275458514
Date: April 24, 2013 - 6:02pm

Here’s a scam to watch out for. It seems to be trying to...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 09:24:00 +0800

Here’s a scam to watch out for. It seems to be trying to elicit a response from you. Probably either to verify that the number exists, which can then be sold to other spammers or a scam of some sort that will try and lure you into it, starting with an honest mistakenly sent message.

Also welcome to the world of jejemon, that obscure, totally fucking unreadable, shortcut texting method of the Philippines.

I’ll try and translate the message below:

“Hello sir. Good morning. This is Michelle Mendoza. Just asking about the motor.”

or in correctly spelled Tagalog:

“Hello sir. Good morning. Michelle Mendoza po ito. Itatanong ko po yung sa motor.”

But then again, it could really just be a mistakenly sent text.

..el0w sr gud m0rning..michelle mend0za p0 2..ita2n0ng qo po un s m0t0r..

From: +639056914675
Date: April 23, 2013 - 6:35am

I don’t understand this. You went over the 160 character...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 09:04:23 +0800

I don’t understand this. You went over the 160 character limit of a single SMS anyway (for the record it seems to be 174 characters, but I didn’t count it manually), and yet you still use shortcuts like “gud” for “good” and “wud” for “would”. So, I’ll fix your text for you:

Good day! I would like to offer you loan because I'm an idiot spammer. Thanks!

See how nice it is to spell correctly?

Gud day! I wud like 2 offer u loan from CHINATRUST and SECURITY BANK. Low interest rate, high amt 2 be approved and fast processing. If interestd pls txtbk to reply. Thanks!

From: +639179224824
Date: April 21, 2013 - 6:59pm

I really wish someone would get access to their Yahoo! account...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 04:09:40 +0800

I really wish someone would get access to their Yahoo! account and close them down. These bastard scammers have changed numbers forever. Probably won’t be able to handle an email account change as easily.

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From: +639151336662
Date: April 20, 2013 - 9:17am

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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 04:06:56 +0800

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Date: April 19, 2013 - 3:56pm

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Thu, 18 Apr 2013 08:31:16 +0800

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From: +639159676530
Date: April 17, 2013 - 8:04pm

So based on a previous text of yours you were...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 15:06:47 +0800

So based on a previous text of yours you were “Kenneth”. Now you’re “Gill”. Just call yourself “Scammer”. Oh and there’s a bug in your scamming software. It’s attempting to scam me twice in a row.

Reference: http://smsspam.tumblr.com/post/36343947100/hi-im-kenneth-avail-up-to-2m-cashloan-as-low-as

I’m gill,avail up to 2m cashloan as low as 1.29% NO COLLATERAL NO COMAKER NO CASH OUT.must be crdtcard holder.1 or 3yrs interested?REPLY YES or Call (02)3845561

From: +639355301259
Date: April 15, 2013 - 8:39pm

Gago ka. Ano ako tanga? Kung na block ka dahil nanloloko ka ng...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 12:29:25 +0800

Gago ka. Ano ako tanga? Kung na block ka dahil nanloloko ka ng mga tao. Putang ina mo.

Musta na kayo jan?E2 na ang bago roaming # ko. Ngsimblock ang dati ko roaming. E2 na lang ang isave nyo. Txt kayo kapag receive nyo e2 txt ko. Txtbck..

From: +639067666925
Date: April 11, 2013 - 11:33am

Political spam here. Just telling me to vote. No reason....

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 11:12:59 +0800

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From: +639274695584
Date: April 9, 2013 - 11:35am

Get up to 2M Cash Loan for as LOW 1.3+& int per month! No...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 11:11:54 +0800

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From: +639186777941
Date: April 9, 2013 - 5:50am

I hope your printing isn’t as horrible as your spam text....

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 11:11:05 +0800

I hope your printing isn’t as horrible as your spam text. It probably is. So, for anyone interested, here’s a horrible printing company.

Also, why the fuck are you spamming at 2 in the fucking morning?

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From: +639057075590
Date: April 5, 2013 - 2:08am

Why is Your Entire Spam Text Typed Like it’s a Fucking...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 05:05:40 +0800

Why is Your Entire Spam Text Typed Like it’s a Fucking Title?

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From: +639269415583
Date: April 4, 2013 - 4:12pm

Hi Gary. Fuck you. Nice formatting by the way. 3yrs credit card...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 05:04:01 +0800

Hi Gary. Fuck you. Nice formatting by the way.

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From: +639175729688
Date: April 4, 2013 - 2:01pm

REALLY?!?? WOW!!! Too much excitement in this spam is giving me...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 15:27:51 +0800

REALLY?!?? WOW!!!

Too much excitement in this spam is giving me a fucking headache.

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From: +639152651315
Date: April 2, 2013 - 8:56am